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菜鸟成长计划
Smart rooster
Just for Fun
片段讲解秀
from:《未知》
This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service his hens. He got a new rooster and let him loose with the old rooster. The young rooster went right over to the old rooster and challenged him to a fight. The old rooster said, “sonny, I’m too old to fight. Just follow me around and I’ll show you the place.” The young rooster agreed and started to follow the old rooster around. The old rooster showed him the barn, then the hen house…then started to run. The young rooster thought the old rooster was trying to pull a quick one, so he chased after him madly.
All of a sudden, there came a loud “bang!” and there stood the farmer, muttering “damn it, that’s the third gay rooster I’ve had to kill this month.”
农民有一只老公鸡,他想,或许应该为母鸡们弄只新的小公鸡了。他得到了一只小公鸡,对那只老公鸡置之不理。小公鸡朝老公鸡径直走去,向它发起挑战。老公鸡说:“孩子,我太老了,打不动了。来,跟我来,我带你到处转转。”小公鸡同意了,开始跟着老公鸡到处转。老公鸡向它介绍马厩,母鸡房……然后拔腿就跑。小公鸡以为老公鸡想趁势逃离,于是疯狂地追它。
突然,“嘣!”地一声,只见农民站在那儿,嘀咕着:“妈的,这是这个月第三只同性恋公鸡了,我得把它杀了。”